Grandmas Love Technology

One day last year, I couldn't turn my television on

I bought it a few years ago; it came from Amazon

We laid it on the table; 'twas cold dead as an ice cube

We fixed it from help videos that we found on YouTube  



And talking about Amazon, I wish I had bought stock

I order almost every day; in stores it's hard to walk

I needed gifts ASAP for a sick friend of mine

At 6 AM I ordered and her gifts were here by 9



Encyclopedias were nice, but I like Google best

It answers what you asked, then like Paul Harvey, tells the rest

An email or a text instead of talking on the phone

A selfie here and there; I have 200 apps I own



I love the great convenience of my wonderful iPads

They're good as any computer that I have ever had

'Cause it expands, then I can write, and it helps me to see

I have a floating one in bed, I love technology 



No better way than Facebook when you want to stay in touch

We're family at FanStory, we care so very much

I'm glad it didn't make life easy much before this age

If I was young and strong, I might think it's a lazy stage